Women have Oprah, they've got Dr. Phil and The View.  Finally, a place where us long suffering men can have a break from the madness…

Everyone has preconceived notions about marriage.  The institution is sold with an incredible marketing event called a wedding.  Romance and love and sex are the tools that blind everyone to the reality.  What if they sold weddings by telling the truth?  That the hot babe you fell in love with would transform into a fat manipulative monster?  Or you the handsome knight in shining armor would transform into a repulsive pot bellied SOB?

Honeymoons are the closer on this deal.  Exotic locales, nights of endless passion, sultry days without a care in the world.  Not long afterwards you're slapped with fights over the phone bill, who should wash the dishes, why the laundry wasn't ready for Monday, and for God's sake why didn't somebody go shopping before all the friggin toilet paper is gone?  No more intoxicating dinners alone by candlelight.  Instead its microwave meals bickering over in laws while your kid screams his head off with a poopy diaper that neither of you wants to change.  Who in their right mind would sign up for this?

Take a look in the mirror, buddy…

                          

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